Hi there! My name’s Stuart. Here’s a few ill-composed facts about yours truly.
- I’m eighteen years old.
- I’m a massive queer.
- I love Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, Drake and Beyoncé.
- I’m a sneering anarchist.
- I enjoy Red Bull, good dick and talking politics.
- I have peroxide blonde hair.
- I’m an ambivert; mostly outgoing and sociable, but sometimes a reclusive hermit.
- I’m sort of in love with Scully from The X-Files.
- I live in the deep south of Scotland. It’s boring.
- I am originally from Johannesburg in South Africa.
- I’d love to be a political journalist.
Tune into my blog for red-hot political analysis and melodramatic musings.